jermaine jackson, jermaine jackson, the older brother of michael jackson, filed a petition with the l.a. county superior court this week to change his last name. he wants to legally change his last name from j-a-c-k-s-o-n, to jacksun. j-a-c-k-s-u-n. in the petition, jermaine said he wants to make the change for artistic reasons. apparently the "o" has been holding him back. keep in mind, this is a man who named his son jer majesty. his son's name is jer majesty. and jackson's the name he wants to change. we really need to get him on the show. [ laughter ] meanwhile, janet jackson has announced you can continue to call her janet or miss jackson if you're nasty. walmart made a depressing announcement today. walmart says they will open that dires for their black friday sale, where everyone goes and kills each other, they're going to open two hours earlier than last year, which means sales will begin at 8:00 p.m. on thanksgiving. i think that's great. why spend thanksgiving bonding with your family when you can fight a stranger for an xbox at a walmart? it's -- [ applause ] realize that may